there was a couple swinging on there porch swing and the husband reached over and grabbed his wife’s boob and said “if these gave milk we get rid of the cows” then he grabbed between the legs and said “if this laid eggs we could get rid of the chickens” then the wife reached over and grabbed her husband between his legs and said “if this got hard we could rid of your BROTHER!”
yep i’ve told this before but it’s still funny
and if ur a boy dont read this.
sumtimes when i get my period its way too heavy and every time i stand up and sit down i feel like im gonna die. and sometimes i cant even walk without wanting the lay down because it hurts so bad. any suggestions?
if ur a guy and u read this then im sorry…..i did warn you
Especially in the entertainment industy. You see them work the crowd and if women ask them, 97% time they get to sleep with them. But these women are named by the band members. You do not want to know what they call them. Same goes for female entertainers.
Also You know cheater who are just the average joe, husband. Their preparation for sex is quiet explicit. So, do not think that your going to have a long relationship with any of them, they always come up with excuses. Stand back and watch them work and then you will understand their ways. Unless you a woman who just wants to be used. then go for it.
Many women are tired with their lives so they go out and get laid, but there are set backs. Men esspecially only want sex.
I go out because I hate being alone. But I cannot jump into bed with any man, as I do not trust their motives. I learned a hard lesson by falling for an entertainer. He stole money and special items from me. Beware how you go to bed with. They leave you poor.
To answer you, yes I still go out but to enjoy the music and dance only.
I care for who I sleep with, Silly, but I do care.
I see the preditors and they are both male and female.
I just want to open your eyes so you understand that it happens.
You do not wnat to hear what is said behind your backs so it is just an opinion.
And I fell for an entertainer. He has a silver toung and he is very poilite untill he gets you behind the door and then abusues you. Makes you his secret punching bag.
Eternity’s Window
Time is an endless window looking through eternity
A space where nothing ends but, everything begins
It’s where thought’s and dreams dwell and emotions vary
Time is time in itself but, it is no where to be found
Nevertheless, it is everywhere
Where has the time gone?
Time leaves nothing behind yet, it captures everything in its’ path
It is a thief that steals but, it rescues you when you in need
Time is where legends lay and myths are born
I am time
I’m an endless window where you can see my thoughts and my dreams
Over and over again
Where the past is unchanged but, I progress
Time has gotten away from me but yet, it is against me and taunts me
But, time is the endless window I look though everyday wondering
“Where do I go from here”?
There is this girl that i see everyday. i tihnk that she likes me, but i am not sure. It seems to me that everytime i look over at her she is looking at me. She comes up to me and lies her stuff sown at my tabel for me to watch with out even asking me, and anytime she has a question i am like one of the first people she comes to. We are really good friends. I am not sure if she likes me or just her idea of a friendship, or if she is waiting on me to make a move… i know that one thing she finds attractive is a guy that is not scared to make moves on her… but i dont want to face rejection. What should i do…. Please help me…
Thanx