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Hot date on friday nite, where can I take her in San Diego?

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
“Who the hell are you? ” Demanded Brian, “and what are you doing in my Bedroom? ”
The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St Peter”.
Brian was stunned “You mean I’m dead! ! ! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family. . . . you’ve got to send me back Straight away”.
St Peter replied “Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen. ”
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
“This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here? ”
“It’s not so bad” replies Brian, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode”.
“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before”.
“Never” replies Brian “Well just relax and let it happen”
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him. . . ever! ! !
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting. .

“Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you’ve shit in the bed”

I haven’t gone on a date in a while and usually get really shy around girls that I really like. Would type of things(or subjects in general) should I talk about when I go out on a date this thursday or friday? Should I ask her about what kind of things she is interested in, or should I tell her all about myself? What kind of things do girls like their dates to talk about?
Hey, thanks for all the great answers everyone… You really helped and gave me some great ideas of what to say. I really like this girl alot and don’t want to blow this…

Since Friday (today is thrusday) 3 people in my department and another in another department have been laid off. Work has been really slow and I am starting to worry. I have way to many bills to just sit back and collect if I too should get laid off. Do you think it’s a good idea to ask my boss if I am next on the chopping block? Or just wait to see what happens? If I know it will happen, I can start looking right away. I would just feel so much better knowing weither I am next or not.
Is it a good odea to just ask and see what he says??
I know I am needed here, but I also heard that some of the people that make the most money get cut first..man, I am nervous.

this girl is pretty hot..she’s pickin me up to go to school and we’re gonna go to a church parking lot and do it.is there any advice i could get from any1 to help me out here cause i’m a bit nervous..