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Im a guy and really str8 and live near Venice Beach in Los Angeles. This one time i went out surfing and the rip current took me in and got me really close to bad rocks. So i started screaming and this lifeguard came running on the beach doing his Baywatch trot . So i already went into shock and went down and came up etc . . . So eventually i hyperventelated gulped water and kinda passed out. He got me out and laid me on the beach and then started doing CPR just like that, mouth to mouth and all, since it was rainy and there werent a lot of people on the beach that day. The thing is just that he did more then breath air down my mouth, he added tongue and kinda did a kiss thing and i noticed he uhmm had a huge hard doing what he did. Since then i havent been the same, had sudden urges and dreams but then it would go away again just to come up again later on. What happens if he has to save me again? Did he make me gay? I never wanted this to happen! Seen him lotsa times since that day.

Online dating: anyone find a site that doesn’t seem full of fake ads and flakes? I’m in the Los Angeles area.

I’m a turist looking for fun
(dont want prostitution)

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