Posts Tagged ‘watching tv’

Am i overreacting about my girl-obsessed boyfriend?

ive had so many problems with my bf looking around at girls all the time. he knows it hurts me so he tries to be less obvious. but lately hes been getting mean to me cuz im always catchin him looking and he denys it. he doesnt give me much attention anymore and it hurts cuz he looks at other girls but doesnt pay attention to me. he so mean to me sometimes. tonite we were watching tv and i wanted to kiss him and sit next to him but he didnt want to and he was ignoring me alittle. then as i was asking him to give me a kiss he turned to fear factor with a bunch of girls in bikinis and just kept watching it and wouldnt kiss me. i got really upset and told him ” u wanna watch these slu*s and not pay attention to me? how rude” and i left our appartment. he called me a “b*tch” on the way out. but he never cares when he upset me. but i think he knows what he did was rude cuz he called me 5 times while i was gone and wondered where i was. now hes really nice to me and says he loves me again

What lives next door?

About 3 weeks ago, this fine lookin guy moved in next door. His bod is magnif and his tan? Well I know he’s not from around here. Well anyway about two nights ago while laying in my bed watching TV I heard this grunting noise out side and I got up and looked out my window and saw this fine guy naked on his knee’s eating plants in his back yard. What’s up with that? Does anyone know?

What advice can you give me to get rid of a bad habit?

I cannot for the life of me wake up at a decent hour. I am very accustomed to stating up late and sleeping in but I recently started my new job (I work 3:30 till 11:00 p.m.) and I have difficulty going to sleep when I get home and waking up when I want to. I want to go t o sleep at 1 a.m. so I can get 8 hours of sleep and be ready to wake up at 9 a.m. This never happens. I come home from work around 11:30 and I’m full of energy. I pop 2 sleeping pills and I straighten up my apartment, feed my cat, call me friends and mom, wash my face, start watching TV. The pills (over the counter) seem to kick in but they never give me that full I-can’t-keep-my-eyes-open effect. Finally around 3 I get so pissed that I’m 2 hours off schedule that I go to bed….and lay there for about 45 min to an hour. I end up waking up around 12:30. My alarm will start going off at 9 and I will push snooze until 12!! I think the pills make me really drowsey also and I have no energy when I wake to get things done!!
One of the reasons I wanted to wake up early is to work out (I have a tredmil in my apartment) but I read somewhere else that exercising at night makes you stay awake longer! Plus I don’t want to go to sleep covered in sweat! (taking a shower would really wake me up and it would take even longer!) Cant affort a ‘sleep specialist’

Looking for a way to drive her insane in bed… Ladies your the experts!?

Ok this is a serious question, and I feel kind of silly asking… but here it goes anyway: My fiance and I have always had a pretty darn good sex life, never had any complaints at all. Well things now are getting to the point where they become…old hat. It always starts the same way… laying around watching tv at night and then the kiss, the touch and oral followed by missionary. Dont get me wrong, it’s nice and I like it alot, but I am looking for something a little different. If anyone can give me suggestions on other ways to start it off and drive her insane during foreplay, something that will definitely put her over the edge I would appreciate it, I guess I have hit the proverbial wall in regards to ideas, you do the same thing enough times you can’t think of anything else. Ladies, help me out!

When I’m trying to take my clothes out of the washing machine?

something pulls them back in? And I pull ‘em back out and they get pulled back in? Is there something in my washing machine? There’s nothing in there that I can see. Is it just my laundry techniques? Or should I lay off watching TV cartoons for a while? But they’re so funny!
Uhh- It’s a cartoon gag. Get it? The real drug users wouldn’t see that I guess.

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